Why do magpies hate me?

Why oh why?

Magpie pin
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Every year at about this time in Australia, Spring time, there are numerous stories in the media about the spate of magpies swooping on unsuspecting walkers, bike riders, runners – anyone they take exception to being in their territory as they protect their babies in the nest. They can do real damage by pecking people, drawing blood and causing people to fall off their bikes as well as scaring normal people like me so that I won’t ride my bike anywhere I know a magpie is nesting, (ever again).

I can understand their motives and I applaud the care they give their young ones.  I am a parent myself so I know a good parent when I see one.

But…

They just don’t like me!

Unfortunately magpies don’t like me.  At all! Everywhere I go the magpies seem to have passed on information via their telegraphic system, that I am a person of ill-repute or at the very least someone who needs to be watched and swooped at all times.  I can be in a group of people walking along, minding my own business, and I will be the one who gets swooped every time!  It was a running joke at work, I was the only one who would be swooped walking into work each day, regardless of how many others did the same walk. We thought it might have been related to hair colour so I changed to a different colour….

I was in the  Clare Valley in South Australia recently, riding my bike thinking pleasant thoughts when out of the blue a magpie repeatedly swooped me.  Luckily I managed to stay on my bike all the while screaming my head off.  When my husband came by a few minutes later he wondered what all the fuss was about as he hadn’t been swooped. He also stated that I reacted a tad dramatically! Really????

Signs of the times:

Magpie sign during springtime in Australia
Magpie sign

I’m now visiting my mother up north and there are warning signs all over the place, such as this one, telling people to be careful.  I appreciated the sign, read it and promptly turned around and retraced my steps, telling my walking partners that there was no way we were going any further down that path!

In response to a Facebook post bemoaning the fact that I was destined to be maligned by every magpie the world over, (I’m not being dramatic, just stating a fact), my sister told me to ‘make friends’ with them.  Apparently a study has been released that says just that.

 

But a magpie “will only swoop when he doesn’t know somebody”

Dr Kaplan said that once a magpie knew you and judged you to be a nice person, you would have earned a friend for life.

“They will form very long friendships, like dogs,” she said….

On the other hand, if you are mean to a magpie it will bear a grudge for a long time.

I can assure you I have never been mean to a magpie, except in my head, so I can’t understand how they can bear a grudge against me like they do!  Feeding them is not encouraged either apparently, as if that was ever on my to-do list 🙂

In years gone by I have walked with a bucket on my head, held a big stick aloft and turned myself inside out looking for them as they came up behind me.  Others have put cable-tie spikes on their bike helmets, used an umbrella, put fake eyes on the back of their head trying to fool the birds they are being looked at. I can assure you screaming and running away doesn’t help the situation.

Fast forward to the weekend, when my mother and I, together with some friends went out for afternoon tea at a local cafe, The Rattler, which is made up of old train carriages (in case you were wondering).

Lo and behold this ‘friendly’ magpie swooped down to the table next to us and started having afternoon tea with the leftovers from the previous customers.  He didn’t even look at me he was so intent on getting into the delicious cream. I was amazed!

Magpie enjoying his afternoon tea, rather than swooping me in spring time
Magpie enjoying his afternoon tea

He loved that dish of cream, dipping his beak in and savouring the taste over and over again.  It really looked like he was having afternoon tea with all his friends and he was very happy with the situation until my mother decided it wasn’t a good idea for him to eat so much cream and took it away. We told her she was a bit of a spoilsport!

But maybe she’s done me a huge favour! Maybe she’s now broken my curse and magpies will rain down on her instead, as the word gets out amongst the magpie community, leaving me to walk and ride in peace forever more!  I hope for her sake I’m wrong but I’ll let you know next Springtime!

Magpie, spring, swooping
Magpie eating cream

In case you were wondering the best advice I can offer is the same as in the article referred to earlier….And if you haven’t yet had time to make a magpie’s acquaintance, you can avoid being attacked this spring by keeping your distance from nesting areas and not running if you are swooped.

I must stop running away, maybe that’s where I’ve gone wrong all these years!

Have you had anything similar happen to you? I’d love to know I’m not alone.

Debbie 🙂

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42 Replies to “Why do magpies hate me?”

  1. So you don’t ride with cable ties in your helmet?!? A myna swooped Gidget on the weekend. She’s so low to the ground and still it came down and nipped her ear. She was shocked. It was so fast. She was just sniffing a post, no birds or babies near her. Crazy things.

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  2. We have lots of Maggpies and Crows here in southern England,plus Jays and Kites and Hawks and Buzzards. So far I have been lucky not to have been attacked or swooped by any and honestly I had no idea they acted like this. We have trouble with Gulls especially on the coast. They swoop down and steel food and ice-cream from your hands. I lived in Devon when my eldest was new born and remember the gulls attacking my cat.. she was unscathed but it was scary. I suggest you be wary and don’t star in any Hitchcock films.! 💜

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  3. Oh dear – that would freak me out. Do they ever try to peck at you or anything? I’ve had a similar experience with barn swallows and friends and hubby thought I was silly when I said these birds tried to attack me – but they were protecting their babies I guess. sounds like a real issue where you live!

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  4. In the northern isles we envcountered bonxies (great skua) who, if they thought you were too near their nests, would fly right at you with their scary big beaks. I was worried one might end up embedded in my forehead, so we took the hint.

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  5. Yikes! I used to be scared of magpies and I’m still wary of them but they don’t faze me quite as much these days. Hopefully now that you’ve shared afternoon tea together they’ll see you as that sweet woman and they’ll leave you alone. Good luck 🙂

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  6. I laughed and laughed at the idea of you riding and screaming at the magpie attacking you!!

    I was attacked by a magpie when Rochelle was a baby – 33 years ago – and I still have the scar on my head!

    The scariest experience was when a plover attacked me because it flew at me from the front. That wasn’t nice!

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    1. Thanks for laughing at your poor sister in dire need of saving from a scary magpie! I think a plover coming at you from the front would be just as dreadful as being swooped from behind. I’d forgotten you were attacked all those years ago.

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  7. Canadian Geese in the states are similar, granted they don’t dive bomb people. During the birthing season though if so much as get in the same area code as a momma/poppa goose look out. They will hiss and run at you until you are a safe (thinking a mile) distance away from them!

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  8. I work at a college in the States and the crows around here are enormous – like hawk-sized/small turkey. Thankfully they’re pretty chill, but they are somewhat aggressive in the spring.

    I still love birds though haha.

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